April 5th Update

Madonna’s birthday was this week and her manager decided to give her a cake.  The singer was taken by surprise later threw a slice at her manager.  Madonna said she did after he made her work too hard this year.  Imagine having to work hard to get what you want, ridiculous.

Tom Cruise is being honoured with the Entertainment Icon Award.  Cruise was selected to join Fairbanks, Cary Grant, and Frank Sinatra as a recipient due to his career and charity work.  Clearly the judges haven’t seen Eyes Wide Shut and Vanilla Sky.  I still don’t know what those movies were about.

Carrie Underwood says that she doesn’t like to bring her husband on tour with her.  The country singer said she likes to leave Mike Fisher at home because it gets cramped on the tour bus.  Fisher who plays for the Nashville Predators is apparently a light sleeper on the bus.  The guys got the Stanley Cup to worry about; of course he would be a light sleeper.

Kim Kardashian is on the rebound.  The reality star has been confirmed to be seeing none other than KANYE WEST.  Apparently Kanye has been after Kardashian for a while now and even wrote about his feelings for her in his song “Thereaflu”.   Hey who knows this might actually work…who am I kidding this is going to end terribly.